The place parents drop of their 'swaggy teenagers' to get rid of them for a much desired 6 hours a day. Everyone needs a break sometimes.

Little do they know however, that school is a waste of time that becomes tedious after elementary school. I mean, who the fuck gives a shit about Pythagoras?

A place that fails to properly prepare your children for the outside world.
Interviewer: Mr. Peterson, what would you say your most valuable skills are?

Peterson: Ugh... I can find the hypotenuse of a triangle... Hey! Dude! Can you tell me how to buy a house? I can't remember studying that at school...!
โดย Handmethatslushieplz 29 มีนาคม 2014
A stupid place where people aka children from 4or5 -12or13
Learn stupid things and then have to do homework at home. I don't get it I mean isn't 6 and a half hours isn't enough?
Boy 1:hey r u goin 2 school 2 day?
Boy 2:no I can't live with the homework!
Nerd: why?
Boy 1 & Boy 2:uh cos its boring? Idiot
โดย Horanluver333 08 กุมภาพันธ์ 2014
A place in which people who lack simple creativity learn how to make a living.
Guy 1: Hey man aren't you excited that we're going back to school?!
Guy 2: Uh yeah, about that... I kinda dropped out.
Guy 1: What?! Why?!
Guy 2: I don't know. Maybe to follow my fucking dreams and do what I want for once.
โดย Dr. P. Ness 15 มกราคม 2014
A place that every child is sent off to at a young age to become a completely un-creative, dull, emotionless shell of what may have turned out to be a decent human being if it weren't for the shitty teachers, self-esteem crushing social pressures, and constant powerlessness to the repetitive routine of getting up and attending 6 fucking lessons of something you hate every day for the rest of your life.
"Your school days are the best days of your life" - Teachers

"If the best days of your life means 12 years of doing the same old shit again and again surrounded by the same ignorant assholes every day, then sure, I guess you're right." - Students
โดย EdSwag 08 พฤศจิกายน 2013
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School is basically death.
โดย Holly345 06 ตุลาคม 2013
School is a place that makes people feel like they are failures and make children and teens depressed because of the pressure of homework and grades and their parents and teachers expectations are far too high which adds stress to the children and teens who cannot be perfect and meet the expectations.

It is also a place where some people have to pick between their own mental and physical health and their grades.
History Class at School:

Teacher: "(student name), please read your report outloud."

Student: *tries to pick between embarassing self because social anxiety or getting a bad grade*
โดย Sarah_Jose 23 กันยายน 2013
A WIERD, strange place where the norm is routine and loads of other stuff.
They put repetetive activies as "learning" just by making them more complex every year and expect us to know square roots and all the numbers of Pi (Overexpectation).
For a VERY short period of time you can do social interaction with your mates and get snitched on all day. Then usually you get stuck in a future involving "cubicle" "office job" "Mcdonalds Drive Through" and "Toilet Cleaner".
Do I have to?

I already written about school.
โดย DefinitionWriterSauce 31 สิงหาคม 2012
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