School

Six Crappy Hours Of Our Lives , and then 12 more years of it...

This is the true definition of school...

And if you want you can spice it up a bit. (Six stupid crappy fucking hours of our god forsaken lives...)
Teacher asks you for the meaning of school, you reply "six crappy fucking hours of our lives"
โดย Ultra_Urban_Godzilla 02 ธันวาคม 2014
S.ix
C.ruel
H.ours
O.f
O.ur
L.ives
"Do I have to go to school again?!"
"I'm going to kill myself if I go to school again"
โดย Brisimonetti 12 พฤศจิกายน 2014
a place were you learn things
Billy says school sucks.
Synonym: A place for learning, Hell, Jail, Happiness
โดย zD4 10 พฤศจิกายน 2014
Where Teachers send you home for wearing the 'Incorrect' uniform but the reason you wear non uniform is to feel secure about yourself.

And where you have the dumb maths tests. Do people really go to a shop and buy 60 watermelons?
"Get you're ass away from school and go to your house now and get the right uniform."

'Luke bought 60 watermelons, which cost £1.74 each. How much did he spend?'
โดย Urbanary Diction 02 พฤศจิกายน 2014
1:Education camps, a place of forced learning with no end.
2: We're terrable thing happen such as learning.
Little Jimmy:guess what I learn a school today mommy

Mom: what honey?

Little jimmy: sodomy!
Mom:.......who, taught you that honey.....
Little jimmy: my gym teacher (a.k.a my boy Scott leader)
Mom: what did he teach you exactly?

Little jimmy: first you get down on your knees and then you place you mouth on the man stiff lower arm an suck, after a while you get rewarded with milk!
Mom: oh dear god! No!
โดย Peice of paper 28 ตุลาคม 2014
A place where we learn meaningless shit like how to solve the area of a triangle, but don't learn how to take care of a kid or how to pay taxes, or pretty much any daily thing we don't learn in school.
Example-

Guy- "What the hell how do I put this condom on my dick?"
Girl- "Who cares at least we know how to solve the area of a triangle."
School
โดย JakobeThatIsWhite 14 ตุลาคม 2014
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