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nob
British slang term for the penis. Typically used as an excellent cheap insult. Used in jest (above "moron", just below "twat", and well below "cunt"), or used to describe someone who is doing something you think is annoying or a bit crap.
Scenario 1: one of your friends walks into the room and throws an apple at you. You reply: "Don't be a nob."

Scenario 2: your aging boss thinks he has broken his laptop because the battery ran out. You say: "Hah. He's such a nob."

Scenario 3: you have gonorrhoea, and it's making your nob hurt.
โดย Zaarin2007 18 พฤศจิกายน 2007
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nob
A derogatory term for an individual or slang for a penis. Can also be used as a verb as slang for sexual intercourse.
1. That guy is such a nob!

2. Did you here, Bob nobbed that girl last night?
โดย Vikas Shah 02 กรกฎาคม 2002
The word "nøb" is a danish entry for the word "noob", commonly used in online chat such as mIRC. A noob is an internet-slang for the word amateur, which is often used when a person is patronising another person .
"fuck u, u fucking nøb"
"omfg, that guy was a totally nøb"
โดย Joachim Andersen 24 ตุลาคม 2008
Nob
Derogatory word for the male sexual organ aka penis.
Tom has got a small nob. He likes to stick his small nob into Dale regularly
โดย Fat Steesh 21 กรกฎาคม 2005
nob
The incorrect way of spelling "knob", meaning:
1) penis
2) noun used to describe an idiot or dickhead
3) verb "to knob" meaning to fuck
"That knob didn't seem to realise there's a silent K in there!"
โดย nic_908 16 เมษายน 2007
nob
A total idiot/ someone stupid
Sarah : OMG rae ur such a nob
โดย ifee 24 สิงหาคม 2007
Nob
A nob is British slang for a posh person, probably from 'nobility'. It is NOT a knob. That isn't to say nobs can't be knobs.
David Cameron is such a nob.
โดย notanob 04 พฤศจิกายน 2014

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