Children of the Mennonites. Known for being very mystical. Typical attributes include small body frames, morbid bashfulness and an extreme curiosity towards electronics, most notably, televisions. It is widely accepted that the only way to break the stare of a minnow is to stare back with the intensity of wolverine. Thus rendering their power useless.
Yesterday, a large group of minnows caught me off guard while i attempted to sell a tv.
A term used often with endearment or affection but with the specific purpose of notifying the recipient, that they are either 1) having a blonde moment or 2) need to engage the banter region of the brain or 3) need to get with it!