บอกรับ Thai
มองหาคำศัพท์ใดก็ได้ เช่น danger wank:
 
1.
A knife with a handle longer than most blades, and a thin, long, staight-edged blade. Used for hacking away at foliage in front of the weilder.
Hello, my name is Jason Vorhees, I wear a hockey mask, and I am a machete-killer addict
โดย Gumba Gumba 12 เมษายน 2004
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2.
spanish word for fucking big ass knife
dude isnt that fucking big ass knife you have a machete
โดย vayne arelius 13 กุมภาพันธ์ 2010
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3.
a long knife, used for hacking your way through the jungle. also the most awesome zombie killing tool ever.
Shit, theres zombies outside. wheres my machete
โดย ltdelicious 03 พฤษภาคม 2009
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4.
A chunk of sharp metal fitted with a handle that would cause any poor bastard a world of pain
did you know jason has a machete
โดย RET 21 กันยายน 2004
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5.
Something you pull on 10 guys wanting to jump you in the parking lot of a BP. Usually with an 18 inch blade and a thick hard plastic handle.
*Van pulls up and a gaggle of people jump out*
Jesse: Are you the fuckers I am supposed to whip the shit out of?
Me: HEY! Fuck you guys you are bringing 10 guys?!!? Well, this makes it even Jesse, Me, and this machete
*Van pulls away with quite a quickness*
โดย P. Kaltenbach 11 มกราคม 2008
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6.
Machete is the most bad ass movie ever created. It is about Machete, and ex-Federale who is a legend to all Mexican-Americans, being betrayed by a company who hired him off of the street to assassinate Senator John McLaughlin. All out war is declared and Machete's Mexican-American army kick some fucking balls off. Also includes Lyndsay Lohan's tits.
Guy 1-Dude! Did you see Machete?

Guy 2- Hell ya! I jerked off so hard to Lindsay Lohan's tits!
โดย skown 18 กุมภาพันธ์ 2011
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7.
when a man is about to ejaculate, he pulls out of her anus and in a chopping motion slaps the girl in the face as he is ejaculating.
hey dude, i got pissed off at your mom yesterday so i went ahead and gave her a machete.
โดย fat cobra 27 เมษายน 2007
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