1. A follower of Judaism

2. A member of the semetic race that practices Judasim, usually known for stinginess and generally disliked. Known for distinctive noses of some members.
"That man has a long beard and a hooked nose. He must be a Jew."

"Jews are responsible for this mess."
โดย piper1935 06 กุมภาพันธ์ 2010
Someone who contradicts their spirit in an unimpressive fashion.
Eli'sha: 'God's cool!'
Eli'jah: 'I like it when you're not being a jew.'
โดย MC Impious 30 ตุลาคม 2008
A Jew is one who covets material prosperity claiming it's a manifestation allegorical to virtue.

Anything of value should not be coveted. But that's what Jews do.

eg. The covetous Jew.

If such prosperity is not coveted, then the detrimental externalization of their own limitations upon different generations and individuals will be ameliorated.

Thus freeing the populace from Zionist control and freeing the spirit to explore space both outer and inner.
Kyle is a covetous Jew.
โดย GeniusSloth 08 กันยายน 2008
The worst thing to happen to East Brunswick New Jersey
I hate East Brunswick New Jersey, The whole town is filled with Jews
โดย MrFixx 15 มิถุนายน 2010
a member of Judaism, usually easily identifiable by their horns and tiny penises. Jews are cheap as hell, often trying to negotiate prices even at corporate retail stores. Jews are known to kill innocent children and steal their organs for profit. Money is the measure of man for Jews. Also known as kike, heeb, yid, and oven fodder.
That dumb Jew tried to talk down the price by ten cents.
โดย kilog1000 07 กันยายน 2009
The opposite of a real person.
"Did we just hit something?"

"It's okay, I think it was a Jew."
โดย Your Real Dad 27 พฤษภาคม 2009
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