A male who rapes his dog and also has no chance with women because he dumped his girlfriend because she wouldnt give him a blowjob, Also has no skill in the xbox 360 gaming realm but boasts about his great skill , Cheats off monty in maths tests and is an all round fuck head .
Practaly a tank kid

Jack : jacob is totally a tank kid
Collin : I know he is also a big douchebag
โดย Sexygaynoob 29 กันยายน 2011
A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis
That Jacob is so cool
โดย gyhippo 18 สิงหาคม 2011
A Person who is a douchebag and a waste of space. Very self-conceded and likes to steal everyone's things. Has no friends at all and likes to stalk everyone
Guy 1:"Hey did you meet that new kid?"
Guy 2:"Yeah he's such a Jacob, wouldn't suprised if that was his name"
โดย Definatore 28 พฤษภาคม 2011
Blue eyes, usually blonde, smells delicious, but over-all a weird kid. He tends to compare dicks with all of his friends. And he likes to play tag naked. Makes weird noises, and always has boogers.
bob: hey!

george: be right back - *starts running naked*

bob: wow, that kids such a jacob...
โดย george blues 11 เมษายน 2011
Someone who doesn't talk much but sends over 20'000 texts a month. Usually tall,blond and wants to be emo... (which doesn't really work out so well.

A TOTAL webtrovert.
Tarrie: Hey Jake, what's up?

Jacob: *shrugs*

Tarrie: *texts* Heyy... wuzup?

Jacob *texts back* Nm u? long time, no talk... eh?
โดย thecabbagechiccas 06 กรกฎาคม 2011
An asshole who doesn't know how to treat girls, and someone who looks like a rat and is obsessed with gay bikes and dirt bikes !!
A rat named Jacob
โดย Partysoccer18002 04 กรกฎาคม 2011
weird guy who was punched in the face BY justin beiber. now lives under a rock with a man named rick who, coincidentally, is not weird at all. go figure.
who's that guy?

oh, him? that's jacob.

is he the guy that justin beiber punched in the face?

the very same.

ha. sucks to be him.
โดย applesoft 12 กรกฎาคม 2011

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