Hory As Maori
"Hey lets get a tinny from hemi" blurted Weymouth boy 1, "ah fuck hemi hes a ham and sells shit weed" said another of the Weymouth boys.
โดย old skoolar 26 พฤษภาคม 2013
Acronym for Hot Ass Mess!
A: Look at that girl over there tripping all over herself...
J: WHOA. She's a ham!
J: WHOA. She's a ham!
โดย conceppie 14 สิงหาคม 2011
HAM stands for Hot Asian Man. It's an acronym. It is most often used when someone is near a hot Asian man and would like to comment on his hawtness without him realizing it. Associated words: HAG (hot Asian girl).
Check out that HAM over there. Damn.
โดย PrincessXena 10 พฤษภาคม 2011
When you rub your ass cheeks on a person sleeping.
Duded you just got hammed.
โดย majiggin 27 เมษายน 2011
acronym hot ass mess; specifically in reference to an inebriated individual
Danielle, you were a HAM last night: you ended up in a wheelchair on the opposite side of the strip with no money, phone, or id.
โดย kpoo 25 เมษายน 2011
Stands for Hard as a Motherf*cker. When someone does something requiring extra effort that the normal person wouldnt usually do. Completely replaces the word 'in' when used in urban context.
Luie went HAAAAM popping that champagne bottle in that chicks ass!
โดย Shrizi 04 เมษายน 2011
Small deli style restaurant/bar that is the epicenter of the pits of Hell. It has magical mystic drawing powers that persuade you to come in and spend all of your hard earned cash. It attracts thirty something losers, sluts, and John Mayer rejects during night hours. Known for its Charlies Cheeseburger and Magic by Marlo AKA Dirty old pervert, Ham's also offers a open mic night and karaoke for all the aspiring musicians who have hopped from one cover band to the next, masterbate frequently to John Mayer, and the American Idol wannabes who get drunk first and sing shitty country tunes. Always a good time.........or so the Germans would have us believe.
I met this girl at Ham's last night after Karaoke. Shame she had genital warts.
โดย Tounge of Colicab 23 สิงหาคม 2008
demands attention 24/7
my sister is ham she can't go five mine its without saying look at me
โดย Nomerofshrimp 25 พฤษภาคม 2014