A magical creature whose sole purpose on this Earth is to please us dudes. They everyday job is to look beautiful, talk about feelings, and shop.

WARNING: They are extremely easy to attain.




NOT.
Dude: Duuude I gotta get a girlfriend already man I'm such a loser.

Friend: Word...lemme hook you up with this fat chick from my school.

Dude: Okay.
โดย Jackson Tiger 10 กรกฎาคม 2008
n. indexical. the female to whom the utterant is attraceted in all relevent ways (e.g. aesthetic, interests, &c.)
my girlfriend is fly as hell and i (whatever my politically correct gender may be) cannot keep my hands off her. of course i'd miss her more if i could see her but not talk to her than if i could talk to her and not see her. i suppose that tells you where my priorioies lie, but then again welcome to modern technology. so who wants to guess my gender? you think you know but you gonna be wrong. love y'all anyway.
โดย anonymous (but the email is real) 20 มกราคม 2004
a complete moneysucking bitch who takes ownership upon your balls.
friend-hey man wanna go to the concert?
guy-yeah!
girlfriend-no you said you were taking me to the movies
PWNAGE!
โดย Steve-o59 22 มิถุนายน 2007
A girl that a guy isn't supposed to have more than one of, but does anyway.
"OMG...are you watching porno?!?!?!?!??!"
โดย Schyler 18 พฤษภาคม 2004
some woman who tries to take over your life and controll you, train you and make you her pet, dont ever underestimate the power a woman

lazy, uncooperative, insensitive, poor excuse of a man
see blood sucker
see also controll freak
also see also manipulator
hunny will you do the dishes and clean the cat box i need to go tanning and paint my nails
โดย cgpm 13 มิถุนายน 2004
A sex toy made out of flesh. Requires heavy maintenance beyond the capabilities of most nerds and/or geeks. Soon to become obsolete with the invention of low-cost virtual reality.
Engineer: You will have to dump you girlfriend soon!
โดย Comrade Wang 29 ตุลาคม 2006
a girl who takes all ur money all ur effort allur mind and in the end leaves you with nothing but the cothes on ur bak
i had a girlfriend yesterday tommoro i am going to kill myslef
โดย asian 08 กันยายน 2003

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