Dude 2: Some stupid Gaper helicoptered his skiis right into my skull when he couldn't figure out how to put a lift ticket on his blue jeans
"Hey watch out for that gaper!"
"You would think they would have a brain freeze by now you know with that massive gaper gap and his jacket's even unzipped!"
Skier: "Yeah, I did see you, your such a gaper!"
I almost landed right on that gaper in the landing of that jump