An animal who's only intent is to eat your homework.
teacher: Where's your homework?
student: My dog ate it.
teacher: Come see me at lunch.
Dog: You got PWND, Bitch!
โดย dog eats hmwrk guy 02 ตุลาคม 2013
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Not a cat.

Gotta love Blackadder.
"Definition of a dog: Not a cat" = Baldrick, Blackadder III (British comedy)
โดย Nuclear Spoon 22 กันยายน 2005
Man's best friend, next to TV.
Hey, your dog is blocking the screen!
โดย Balfdor 02 ธันวาคม 2006
a guy who hits and runs, as in he tells girls what they wanna hear to get in their panties and as soon as he gets the pussy, he's gone. unable to commit to one woman. DOG.
Paul is a dog. don't date him!!!
โดย Vee Dawg 08 สิงหาคม 2005
1. Any four-legged, pack hunting, carnivorous animal of the genus Canis. Yes, I consider a wolf to be a dog, because the common house Dog, Canis Familiaris or Canis Domesticus is a bred-down version of Canis Lupus, the modern wolf. Makes a good pet, as they are intelligent, curious, and as I have earlier stated, a pack animal, and therefore easily suited to life with a family of many people, or fewer.

2. What you call a close buddy.
1. Peta can suck my nuts, dogs, and every other pet, usually (90% of the time,) have a better life in captivity than in the wild, as a matter of fact, if it weren't for human captivity, we wouldn't have Canis Familiaris as we know it today! LICK MY ASSHOLE, PETA!

2. Hey dog, you got any homwork tonight?
โดย Alexander Girard 12 กันยายน 2005
human best friend! we must learn how to be sincere from the dog.
i respect the dogs more than humans.
โดย zedo 29 กรกฎาคม 2006
n. friend of the same sex, usually male. Derived from the members of the Dogg Pound. pl.: dogs
How've you been, dog? Long time no see!
โดย Boomer 15 ธันวาคม 1999
Mans best friend,comes in all shapes and sizes,always hungry,don`t talk back, constantly listening for the word bye-bye,wont ever pass up a back scratch
Fee Fee loved to go bye bye,and then have one of the nieghbor dogs push her home.
โดย spike45036 09 กรกฎาคม 2003

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