A versatile tool, obtained near any park or garden.

Most oftenly used by schoolkids to poke around in stuff (usually mudpools)

this tool is named a dipstick
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fine example of a dipstick
#dipstick #tool #schoolkids #mud #stick #dip
โดย Indi Dae 15 กุมภาพันธ์ 2009
A dipstick is when an individual walks up to an unsuspecting (seated) female victim and proceeds to stick his finger down her partially exposed ass-crack. He then looks her in dead in the eye and sniffs his fingers. Always a good ice-breaker.
After chad dipsticked kerry at unh in 2006, she knew they would be together forever.
#ass #crack #butt #stick #finger #dip
โดย BDPclub 04 เมษายน 2010
(ADJ.)derogatory slang of a man's small penis. Could also be used an a noun
(ADJ.)"You are a Dipstick!"
(Noun)"Where is he, Where is that Dip Stick."
could be in place of pencil dick, needle dick or thin brain.
#thin brain #needle dick #pencil dick #johnny small cock #runt dick
โดย Nubb'n 05 ธันวาคม 2008
a penis that is multi-colored
Clayton's penis was pink on one side and brown on the other! Plus that dipstick had a hairy ass!
#dip stick #dipstic #dipstik #dip-stick #dip-stic #dip-stik
โดย ibdablonde37 27 กุมภาพันธ์ 2006
when sat on the bog squeezing out a particularly long sausage, which whist still making its way out of your arse slowly and begrudgingly, also inadvertently touches the water.
My god, that huge meat and potato platter we had at the Hamburg Beer Keller last night, it reemerged this morning producing the dipstick effect.
#turtles head #shit #bog #shitting #turd
โดย Streaker30 14 สิงหาคม 2009
The usage of fingers during sexual activities to gage the moistness of a woman's vagina.
"My dip stick tells me you need lubrication"
#poke #finger #fingerbang #fingerpoke #finger-bang
โดย Kieron J Casey 17 พฤษภาคม 2006
1. the stick in your car used to measure how much oil you have.
2. a slang term for a person who is dumb
3. used as a substitute for "dipshit" whenever that particular word would be deemed inappropriate.
1. I looked at the car's dipstick, and it seems as though i need an oil change.
2. John is a total dipstick, he can't even tie his own shoes.
3. I got ripped off by that dipstick who fixed my stove.
โดย Russell 11 กรกฎาคม 2004
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