1. What you are when-

-you get too old
-you bleed too much
-you get poisoned

-you get too hot or cold
-you listen to Justin Bieber
1. People die when they are killed

2.

Wanda: Hey I can't go to the park my grandmas dead
Cara: oh that's a bummer how'd she die
Wanda: Justin Bieber was playing on the radio and she didn't have her earplugs
โดย SongGirl 28 สิงหาคม 2013
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Britney Spear's career
Wow britney spears sucks
โดย The Truth 13 มกราคม 2005
Something that is no longer living and can now be kicked.
Yep it's dead!
*Kicks it*
โดย IFORGOT 08 ธันวาคม 2002
1. To no longer live (like...no pulse)

2. To be REALLY boring

3. To be in serious trouble
1. My dog is dead, I hope he went to doggy heaven

2. This party is dead, I'm going home

3. My mom caught me having sex, I'm dead
โดย ihavenolife 29 มิถุนายน 2004
When you're passed the point of something being hilariously funny; when you've laughed as hard as you possibly can. Often expressed online by putting an asterisk (*) in front of and behind the word itself.
Ashley: So I went out with this guy last night, and we hit it off, but he doesn't seem to be interested in me other than my clothes and who does my hair.
Mary: That boy has more zest than a bag full of lemons.
Ashley: *DEAD*
โดย purplestar1952 10 กันยายน 2009
1) When a party or club is not fun or no longer is fun to be at anymore.
2) What happens when Daddy catches you on top of his "Little Girl"
...What the hell is up with these other definitions? We know what the normal term DEAD means, morons! This is urbandictionary.com not WEBSTER's DICTIONARY!!!
โดย Joshiro007 23 กุมภาพันธ์ 2003
The opposite of street smart.
Aw, yeah, that dude's pretty street smart, ain't he?

Naw, he dead.
โดย Am-stir-dam 10 กุมภาพันธ์ 2010
1. Not living.
2.A childish phrase meaning 'in serious trouble', ie with a parent/teacher/older bigger person, that will surely result in the child/student/smaller younger person being killed.
1. He hasn't got a pulse, he is dead.

2. Child A: You're dead.
Child B: I'm clearly still living.
Child A: No, your mother saw you push that kid off his bike - you're dead.
โดย Scandal 28 มิถุนายน 2004

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