what the fuck , but in a more confused manner
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: Dafuq?
โดย John T. Windhouser 23 สิงหาคม 2011
A semi-meme, cousin of lolwut. It's something you say when you are either:
Disturbed, confused, angry, scared, ect.
It's like saying "wtf" only more bad ass.
Person 1: Wanna see my dick?
Person 2: Da fuq bro, no!
โดย Da Fuq 03 สิงหาคม 2011
1. a shortened term of the colloquialism "what the fuck".
2. used in several popblogs such as dafuq.biz and dafuq-posts.tumblr.com to indicate comedic or bizarre content.
3. An internet meme caption attached to images to indicate the image is comedic or bizarre to societal norms. Commonly seen on popblog icanhascheezburger.com.
what dafuq is this?
โดย loverlyidear 07 สิงหาคม 2012
What the fuck?
Casey: I want some handcuffs for Christmas.
Casey's boyfriend: DAFUQ?!
โดย FUNNIEST BITCH EVER 29 พฤศจิกายน 2012
A popular phrase originating from popular hood slang "what da fuck" or more commonly known "what the fuck"
Usually used in texts and comments on unusual or weird things.
"Dafuq did I just look at?"
"I don't know bro, I think it was a dog shaved and painted to look like a panda."
โดย Hamjam 03 พฤษภาคม 2013
1. Short for "What the fuck", but in a more confused manner. Popularized by a caption of a screenshot from Harry Potter, featuring Severus Snape recoiling in sheer horror.
2. A backronym for "Don't Ask; Fucked Up Quickly".
Guy 1: "I was watching Glee, and I saw a kissing scene gone very wrong..."
Guy 2: "SRSLY?!"
Guy 1: "Yeah, I was like dafuq?"

Girl 1: (Facebook status) "How did (Girl 2) mess up that test???"
Girl 2: (reply) "D.A.F.U.Q."
โดย otaku sempai kun 27 ธันวาคม 2012
An entirely dumbass and retarded way of saying WTF or What The F***. If you are saying this you are too stupid. Sometimes this is pronounced with a "Goofy" voice. Dafuq is also for little children who are afraid to say the entire phrase out loud. If you are one of those dicktards who uses dafuq, STOP because you are making a complete and utter tardhead of yourself. Dafuq is also commonly used to annoy the shit out of anyone who has any common decency. Dafuq will also make any grammar nazi kill you. GG.
Hey guys, Dafuq is up with you all?
F*** off 9 year old!
โดย slangh8a 10 พฤศจิกายน 2014

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