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มองหาคำศัพท์ใดก็ได้ เช่น queef:
 
1.
n. being too stoned to get off of the couch
see: couchlocky
That ganj had us in couchlock for 4 hours.
โดย cheryl-renee 03 มีนาคม 2005
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2.
When you get so incredibly stoned that you actually become a part of the couch. It becomes impossible to move. Usually followed by playing grand theft auto, eating $20 worth of taco bell, singing the entire national anthem, getting lost for 2 hours in the Wal-mart parkinglot, stealing traffic cones and wearing them as hats, smoking another joint, listening to aqueous transmission by Incubus, eating a whole bag of doritos, drinking 5 gallons of kool-aid, and finally trying to watch all of Half Baked with out passing out.
Man that green is the bomb...I was couchlocked for like 4 hours. Got any more???
โดย Pot-Head 30 สิงหาคม 2006
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3.
Being so stoned that you can do nothing but sit on the couch laughing at stoner movies.
"Hey man, we're going to the store to get some munchies, you coming?"
"Huh?"
"Ha, don't even try it, man, he's got couch lock."
โดย Haddock 27 พฤษภาคม 2005
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4.
When you get a really strong body high and cannot get up off the couch, usually obtained when smoking indica weed.
"I smoked me some romulan last night and got a severe case of the couchlock"
โดย tony acuna's mom 21 กุมภาพันธ์ 2008
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5.
(n.) The state of being so high that you can't get off of your couch; being unable to move/speak/stand.
Joe: "You awake, Pat?"

Pat: "..."

Joe: "Yeah, he's couch locked."
โดย Patlacker 25 พฤษภาคม 2010
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6.
unable to move, in a fixed postion.
After the last session we were all couchlocked.
โดย TJ 13 กุมภาพันธ์ 2004
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7.
When you do not have the strength to get out of your seat, at all, or just do not have the will to.
I've been couchlocked looking at T2B at 2betrayals.proboards23.com
โดย BringMeCloser 20 เมษายน 2005
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