When a female muff has been through the wars and looks more like a pile of 'corned beef' than anything else
eeewhhh your fanny looks like's a pair of 'corned beef curtains'
โดย specialk 23 กรกฎาคม 2003
A pair of labia or flaps that are exposed when the vag is at rest.
I can see your corned beef curtains but you legs are together!!
โดย Mick Frappell 14 กรกฎาคม 2006
A vagina with a large outer labia
That stripper must have been through alot od dick because she's got corned-beef curtains
โดย cunninglinguistists 06 สิงหาคม 2009