Top Definition
1. To attempt to 'move on' following the termination of a relationship with another individual.
2. When used in a sentence, insinuates that the individual using the word is the same individual who was the target of the 'break-up'.
3. A word used by overly-emotional, self-centered 'drama queens' (mostly women and gay men).
4. Individuals using this word generally will utter the word 'chapter' during their often one-sided conversations.
5. A word created during the 90's which was borne out of individuals unable to cope with relationship failure.
6. Individuals using this word insinuate that the more stable party is responsible for all of the 'closured' individual's problems, as well as the War in Iraq, airbag safety issues, the Democratic National Convention, dustless chalk, nipples on men, PMS, and bad-hair days.
Betsy: So whadda' you think, Donna?

Donna: Well, you gotta' let me read the damn thing!

Betsy: Okay, okay... sorry!

Donna: (Reads out loud)

Dear Betsy,

It has been four long months and I
can no longer be party to this
relationship. Yes, you do have the
finest body I've ever seen, and as
you have repeatedly told me, no one
gives better head. I understand our
college football and baseball teams
can confirm this as well. Honestly,
the fact that you have slept with
everyone in the faculty is not the
problem I'm having. The problem is
your hygiene. Most women clean
themselves off after sex... the
corners of the mouth, the pearl
necklace... and, umm, you know what I
mean. If you at least brushed your
teeth each day, your dentist wouldn't
have to contend with the variety of
pubic hair in your mouth.

I'm sorry, Betsy, but I need a woman
with standards... any kind of
standards. Just not you.

You suck,


Betsy: Well?? What do you think?

Donna: Well, you do need to brush. That's gross.


Donna: No, you need a life, you self-centered drama queen!

Betsy: Oh! Another chapter in my life ends!

Donna: Don't start with me, bitch.
โดย Glastonbury Dex 29 มกราคม 2008
the final step in the grieving process; figurative 'scar tissue'
After all these years of crying over Tim, i still havent found closure.
โดย DUH 18 พฤษภาคม 2004
when you rid yo self of problems.
I've finally found closure!
โดย Anonymous 15 สิงหาคม 2003
What you eventually pretend you have after a messy break up. usually occurs a couple months later when you run into each other by accident and then never speak again. (this ‘Closure’ will no longer exist if you see them out with someone else). You truly only get closure if you sass the fuck out of them and tell them all the shit you need to unload on their cheating ass.
"yeah im fine I have 'Closure' now that jimmy ran into each other"
โดย Fezza227 03 สิงหาคม 2016
When you have sex with a person you've had a crush on for a long time but never got the chance to. Until now.
Last night I got closure with my high school crush!
โดย rickystyle 12 พฤศจิกายน 2014
So I took this chick's new webcam and I strangled her with it. Then I peed in her butt and stapled it shut.
I got closure by acting out the above definition.
โดย gnobody 09 มีนาคม 2004

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