มองหาคำศัพท์ใดก็ได้ เช่น blumpkin:
 
15.
Stupid people spending money they don't have on shit they don't need.
HOLY SHIT, THE MICROWAVES ARE ON SALE?! I HAVE TO BUY ALL OF THEM BECAUSE IT'S BLACK FRIDAY!

*slips on a banana peel and gets trampled to death*
โดย XileLord 10 ธันวาคม 2010
 
16.
The day when mankind proves yet again that humans will literally kill someone for a Blu-ray player.

The day after Thanksgiving, a shit ton of retards grab their sleeping bags and tents and flock to the entrance of the Walmart at midnight, waiting for the store to open at around 4AM.

The nanosecond that the doors swing open, you better brace yourself, because the apocalypse has begun. Within seconds, some douchebag who ABSOLUTELY MUST be first in line will plow through the massive crowd, stepping on children and endangering the lives of other humans and sprinting down the aisles looking for the TV section.

Every year, someone gets pushed over, and everyone just tramples all over them, paying no mind to the wellbeing of the adults and sometimes little children that suffer injury from the greedy little bastards that participate in this day.

If you want to shop at all on Black Friday, you'd best do it at the crack of dawn, because by 10AM every last item on the shelf will be gone.

And if by some divine miracle you're able to make it out of the train wreck at the front door with all of your body parts intact, you have to fucking fly to get to the things you want.

As soon as you reach for that flat screen, some greedy asshole will punch you square in the face and take it right from you. That's how ignorant and retarded the people of the world are these days.

And yet, the stores still celebrate this day.
Just shop online on Black Friday. You won't have to put up with any retards if you order from Amazon.
โดย DeviousFudge 01 ธันวาคม 2010
 
17.
The day after Thanksgiving when the holidy/christmas shopping season starts. It is called Black Friday because it is on Friday and traditionally the day that retailers finances go in the black, i.e., become profitable. In the red, on other other hand, implies that a company is operating at a loss, i.e. unprofitable.
A sharp rise in profits from holiday sales pushed the firm in the black which is typically referred to as Black Friday in the retailing world.
โดย John Quincy 26 พฤศจิกายน 2005
 
18.
in the US; the day after thanksgiving in which crazy bitches get up at the ASS CRACK OF DAWN to go out and get like five dollars off one single item.
Woman to friend: Are you going out shopping tomorrow on black friday?
Friend: HELL NO! I ain't waking up at four am in the fucking morning to get five god damn dollars off an PS3!
โดย crazyyyyyy439 23 พฤศจิกายน 2007
 
19.
Another holiday for black people. Black history month wasn't enough so we gave flava flav a day to reflect.
George: What are you gonna do on black friday?

T-bone: Pay my respect to my brothas.
โดย knottyscotty78 23 พฤศจิกายน 2009
 
20.
A disease that hits millions of Americans the day after Thanksgiving. It causes people to fight over objects and to trample innocent bystanders.
I've got a bad case of Black Friday this year.
โดย innocent_american 26 พฤศจิกายน 2010
 
21.
A Deathmetal band based out of Troy PA/Elmira NY.
Person 1 "Are you going to the show this weekend?"

Person 2 "Of course I am. Black Friday is on the bill".
โดย Pastitox 24 กันยายน 2009