The name American sailors who are stationed in Bahrain give to Asian hookers at the bars.
Wow, there sure are a lot of wonks at this club.

Hey bro, lets have a wonk party at your flat this weekend.

I walked through that sea of wonks, and got my dick grabbed 7 times
โดย Venburg 12 พฤศจิกายน 2015
Masturbation that goes sadly wrong or is attempted with a semi-erection.
She was a bit rough - it ended up with her trying to wonk me off.

My mum caught me having a wonk.
โดย DJ Jaybee 26 สิงหาคม 2004
A mispelling of the word "wank", mostly used to alert someone of an innuendo, sexual joke, or fruedian slip they've made unconsciously
Business man 1(talking about a business deal): At the business hook up we totally nailed our partner and drilled them for all their cash
Business man 2: Wonk
โดย Roxy Lalonde 09 พฤษภาคม 2013
a wank at work
Mike was sick of filing so he decided to have a wonk
โดย Wonky the Donkey 15 ธันวาคม 2011
A large knob that grows on the left butt cheek when you receive two mosquito bites there within 24 hours.
Does my wonk make my butt look big?

I wish I could grow a matching wonk on my right butt cheek.
โดย 0l1v3r clozoff 04 ธันวาคม 2011
A word used usually in response to a variety of things, including bad puns, jokes, ideas, phrases, etc. It's usually given with "the stare." It can sometimes be emphasized by stressing the middle vowel (ie woooonk, where the "o" is pronounced the same way as the first "o" in "octopus"). It can be modified to different forms of the word like: wonky, wonked, wonking, wonkified, or adding adverbs in front like "very wonky."
1. "Quick! Catch your nose!"
"Why?"
"Because it's running!"
"wonk"

2. "I'm wonking you"

3. "major wonk!"

4. "That's a wonky deal"
โดย Raúl E. Fernández 15 พฤศจิกายน 2007
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