something that is a mix of whacky and wonky.
girl but my stomach is too wanky today to eat
guy: WANKY ?
other girl: yeah
girl: lol
another girl: wank?
guy: UMMMM
other girl: a mix of whacky and wonky
โดย Jiggs13 22 ตุลาคม 2010
a hanky / handkerchief you use to masturbate with so you don't squirt your cum over yourself and your clothes
It is usually an attractive hanky with a nice pattern and used solely for masturbation to catch your hanky cum
I was thinking about Maria in accounts earlier - she's looking hot today. I got turned on and had to go to the bathroom and get out my wanky
โดย wanky chiefer 12 ตุลาคม 2010
In the fandom community, person A would describe person B or person B's behavior as "wanky" if any of the following conditions are met:

- Person B expresses an opinion that person A disagrees with
- Person B expresses an emotion on a public forum or blog
- Person B has an argument with Person C over any subject on a public forum or blog

Also, "wank" is the noun used to refer to the behavior itself.
"Those people got into an argument; it was so wanky, let's make fun of them!"

"Those people got upset because of a website being homophobic; that's so wanky, let's make fun of them!"
โดย ChaosRocket 06 ตุลาคม 2007
1.) A simple term for a mans PENIS

2.) noun for a person who is obnoxious and constantly being perverted, also for a person who is just an ass
1.) I've got a big wanky!

2.) YOU'RE A FUCKING WANKY!
โดย georgeman 26 กุมภาพันธ์ 2003
a term used by people who try to claim that their dislike of something is justified
Person A: "that is wanky, so therefore i don't like it"

Person B: "but isn't it only wanky BECAUSE you don't like it"

Person A: "shut up, i like my logically fallacious argument"
โดย blahblahblah 08 มิถุนายน 2004
A very big dick
Yall don't wanna see da wanky.
โดย Taylor 24 พฤศจิกายน 2003
hanky that u wank into a lot
"shit" mums only gone and washed my wanky,,, where can i empty my load now
โดย dvda 29 มีนาคม 2004

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