Blandness incarnate in vehicle form.
Guy 1: Hey did you hear? Jeff finally decided to spend some money and bought a new car. Guess which type?

Guy 2: If I had to wager a guess, I'd say he definitely bought a Toyota. He is about as white bread as they come.
โดย Kanye Weston 04 สิงหาคม 2012
1. A Japanese car company that has manufactured Hybrid cars and models such as the Supra and Corrola, which are very popular in the U.S.
2. A word followed on UrbanDictionary by an amount of misspelled words so large that Grammar Nazis die in its wake.
1. I bought my Hybrid from Toyota the other day.
2. Toyota isa care taht is bery populat in the United Ates
โดย dkjnvoelushgnvbailuerdfjkhmn,c 10 ธันวาคม 2010
cars possessed by the ghosts of WWII japanese kamikaze pilots
i was driving down the road in my toyota camry when all of a sudden, the word "banzai" blared out of the sound system and the high beams turned on. it turns out, my camry wanted to kill the ford in front of me, so the bitch started accelerating. i now drive a subaru.
โดย lookit mah monkayyy 05 พฤษภาคม 2010
Produces cars of such quality that they just keep on going, no matter how hard you press the brakes! A truly fine example of Japanese craftsmanship.
Janet drove her Toyota through the living room (again) thanks to her unstoppable "tank-like" vehicle.
โดย DMG260 25 มีนาคม 2010
A vehicle that somtimes has a gas pedal that sticks to the floor for unknown reasons EX; floor mats, bad software, crapy engineering, Toyota calls this "unintended acceleration", And or a vehicle That the brakes do not work no matter how much you push the brake pedal
Joe: Slow Down!!!

Mike: I cant this piece of shit toyota is going faster by itself!!

Joe: WTF, were gonna die!! Turn the Key OFF!!

Mike: I Cant, theese new cars dont use keys!!!

Joe: (non-recognizable screams of pain from impact)

Mike: (screams muffled by airbag as fire incinarates his body)
โดย Carguy777 27 กุมภาพันธ์ 2010
A brand af vehicles popular in the united states, the exact coutnry which 60 years ago was attacked by the country that produces toyota also a major reason why America is on a steep fall downward into a hole that we will never dig out of.
Frank: Hey jim guess what i just got

Jim: what

Frank: a new toyota tundra

Jim:Frank are you out of a job yet

Frank: no why

Jim: Well if you want your job to go overseas keep buying foreign you little freak
โดย dalejr88 25 มิถุนายน 2008
A vehicle manufacturer originally founded in Japan but has made a huge impact on the automotive industry in the United States of America. Often referred to as the God of all car companies because it just in fact is. Far more reliable than any American or European car on this planet. It is no surprise to see a Toyota with more than 500,000 miles on it and still running strong. And with models such as the Tacoma and the 4runner, it exceeds any off road capabilities of any euro trash. These 2 particular vehicles make Toyota vastly superior to any Jeep.
Smart Person: I just bought a new 4wd 4runner dude!

Moron: Well too bad it's not a jeep, my jeep is way better than that Japanese crap.

Smart Person: (takes out bazooka and blows jeep to pieces).

Moron: Thanks dude, I just didn't wanna have to admit that my jeep is a pathetic excuse for an offload vehicle and admit that your Toyota is the absolute best 4x4 on the planet. I now will go buy a new Tacoma!
โดย Godmadetoyota 10 มกราคม 2013
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