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Created from the horror story 'Black Coffee', you say tea leaves before anything that is sexual or could be an innuendo.
Tea leaves - I'm on top of you.

Tea leaves - ow.

Tea leaves - mmm.. that tastes good......

Tea leaves - I've just realised you're a man. Sorry for the inconvenience.
#lol #lolll #twss #tea leaf #supreme #tee leaves #tee leeves #tea leeves #thats what she said
โดย iAteUrSandwich 02 มิถุนายน 2011
Aka meat curtains, labia hanging/stretched downwards/ honed.
Leena was intoxicated yanking on her tea leaves for Johnny numbing it up.
#pussy lips #piss flaps #meat curtains #loose lips #hangers
โดย flippersideways 22 พฤศจิกายน 2013
What poor people smoke instead of weed
Stoner: do you have 25cents
Bystander: no why?

Stoner: I need some tea leaves

Bystander: that's screwed up man
#weed #gunja #tree #pot #poht
โดย Joseph bombardier 09 กรกฎาคม 2015
Near the end of a tobacco pouch, if one has had it a while, the tobacco looks like the leaves inside of teabags. It is powdery, generally has to be scraped from the pouch. It's hard to roll with, especially when windy, and tastes like crap.
"Oh bugger, i've only got tealeaves left"
"Margery, could i have a cigarrete, I have tobacco, but its hard to roll with tealeaves.
โดย corned_beef 29 มกราคม 2005
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