มองหาคำศัพท์ใดก็ได้ เช่น dirty sanchez:
 
1.
The condition of your manbat when inside of very tight pum-pum. The puss cuts off the circulation of your fuckstick making the shaft blue and the head white. Therefore looking like a smurf.
Yo, I thought that girl I stuffed was gonna have pizza dough puss but she gave me smurf dick.
โดย Original King Kobra 10 มกราคม 2006
 
2.
Someone who owns a Smurf Dick - a cock which has been man-handled and eventually turned an unworldly shade of blue.
I.e Rhys Farley (a proud Smurf Dick owner)
โดย EdeenSaawr 14 ตุลาคม 2011
 
3.
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
โดย Detective O'Gurkis 13 พฤษภาคม 2006
 
4.
When Shane's dad b.k.a. Detective O'Gurkis overdoses on his heart medication and gets a boner for 48 hours, causing his shmeat to turn a shade of blue. Hence, smurfdick.
Yo niggabitch, don't touch my medicine, you might get smurfdick!
โดย Detective O'Gurkis 13 พฤษภาคม 2006
 
5.
a guys balls are so tiny instead of blue balls he gets blue dick
I was taking a piss and I saw Jerred's smurf dick.
โดย Brennon Petrie 08 พฤศจิกายน 2007