A slang term for the male genitalia. But it's not just your generic junk. It is made from the magical horn of the narwhal, or unicorn of the sea. This form of the man junk has the power to create flying children with golden skin and lasers for eyes and are able to pee rainbows. Thats right I said rainbows.
Ohmuhlord look at his schmooter. I'm so jealous.
โดย THE ALMIGHTY KING OF NARWHALS 04 มกราคม 2011
Being an all around good for nothing trickster
" Kelly your a schmooter"
โดย jonitahns smith 19 ตุลาคม 2010