stands for Read The Fucking Manual
I can't put this goddamn shelf together!
Dude RTFM
#f/u #fuck #anger #frustration #despair
โดย SYS-35 08 มกราคม 2009
Read The Fucking Manual. Used, more than most would imagine, in technical documents. Mostly of the manual or instructions variety. Tends to be added to the end or rather the start of the manual by technical writers annoyed by questions being brought up that are more than well answered in the relevant documentation.
Manuals on newly developed computer applications. R.T.F.M added to the end of the first introduction page.
#r.t.f.m #manual #read #document #instructions
โดย Nogaro49 07 สิงหาคม 2008
Ruining The Furniture Masturbating
I'd really like to invite you in, but i RTFMed the place.
#rtfm #ruining #the #furniture #masturbating
โดย Throatwobler 13 เมษายน 2010
Read The F*@#ing Maunual

Generally used on men who believe that they do not need to undertake any kind of instruction, that the act of being male itself, means they have the ablity to build/construct/erect anything without looking first, or even at all at the user manual, because men (believe) that these abilities are in their genes, and DO NOT require any help whatsoever from any kind instruction pamphlet! (Aww, bless them, they just never learn!)
"Sweetheart, really, you've been trying to put to put those shelves up for two weeks now...RTFM! Please! Before you bring the whole house down!"
#male stubborness #stubborn #male #male pride #useless
โดย MeJuliee!! 18 มกราคม 2010
According to Michael Swaim in the video "Agents of Cracked" episode 5 RTFM refers to "Rolling on the Floor Masturbating"
Dude I was home alone yesterday so I totally RTFMed
#michael swaim #cracked.com #rtfm #masturbating #joke #fake #funny
โดย CrackedForever 06 เมษายน 2013
used in electronic media when someone asks you for help (from read the fucking manual)
RTFM you dumbass.
#computers #internet slang #r-t-f-m #r.t.f.m. #r t f m
โดย The Return of Light Joker 05 กันยายน 2008
Means/Stands for "Rolling on the floor masturbating"
"Oh my god, why would you do that?"

"Geez, RTFM"

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Rolling on the floor masturbating. But i don't have time to show you; I've got a web to surf"
#rtfm #rtfa #rtm #computers #internet #slang #computer #1337 #acronym #leet #rtfw #rtfs #wiki #rtfb #abbreviations #l337 #stfw
โดย Cracked42 14 พฤศจิกายน 2009
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