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Word describing a brief flatulatory experience. (Farting)
Excuse me, I just pooted.
โดย Stéphane Viau 10 กุมภาพันธ์ 2005
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A fancy Person's Fart
(british accent) Well, I beilive i just gave a poot.
โดย Ryan 30 มกราคม 2004
Word used by Bible-toters to replace the objectionable word of fart. Farts usually follow a day of drinking draft beer and eating soft-boiled eggs, whereas a poot is usually let loose on a church pew after a healthy breakfast of grapefruit and bran muffins. Both can have nosehair curling stench and loud re-verberating echoes, however the poot is usually excused as "God's Little Airhorn".
Gospel singer: "Gosh, I just let a little poot. I'm so embarrased." **blush**

Motorcycle mechanic: "Jesus, I almost shit myself with that air biscuit. Bring me another PBR"

Gospel singer: "That's so disgusting"

Motorcycle mechanic: "Baahh, man up and grow a pair, ya little sissy" **belch**
โดย SenorMusk 28 สิงหาคม 2007
a particularly airy fart; a type of fart that a girl would make.
My butt went poot!
โดย Crunkmasta Flex 11 สิงหาคม 2003
1. Creature featured in "Rocko's Modern Life", featured in the fictional movie, "The Adorable Little Poots." They are little pink blobs with toilet paper rolls on their heads.
2. A soft, quiet, airy fart.
3. Something cute, innocent, and immature. (Combination of Cutie PaTootie)
4. An exclamation for a variety of occasions.
"Did you see the episode with the Adorable Little Poots? Why do they have toilet paper rolls on their heads?"

"Did she just poot?"

"Aww, look at the little poot! Cutie patootie!"

"Poot!"
โดย hmm!? 22 มิถุนายน 2006
A fart that a girl would make, usually has a cute sound.
Girl: *poot*

Boy: Did you just poot?

Girl: ya

Boy: Unbelievable! that was pretty cute tho..
โดย PennyMarshallll 14 กรกฎาคม 2010
An onomatopeic expression that is the only way to describe the noise made when a small rodent spontaneously combusts.
Poot! -mouse bursts into ball of flames-
โดย Tazar The Yoot 10 กรกฎาคม 2008

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