When you suggest that your girlfriend wears loads of eyemakeup, then get them to give you a blowjob. Whilst they are there, grab their head and pull them inhem til they gag and the tears stream down their face- making the makeup run, and them look like a Panda.
''She's not talking to me again''
''Why this time?''
''I gave her a serious Panda last night''
โดย Ting Ting Panda King 04 พฤศจิกายน 2009
a great Godzilla like being that will take over the world.
omg look at the panda!
โดย steeeveee 06 เมษายน 2005
Panda is another word for someone who is an absolutely hilarious fat legend, who cracks you up every time you see them.
Ahaaaa you're such a panda!
โดย hks123 26 พฤษภาคม 2009
An ugly person of asian decent with a hot body
oooh hes hott lets see his face pic. eww panda!
โดย not-your-doll 03 มกราคม 2010
When a guy jizzes all over a women's face and then punches both of her eyes resulting in a panda-like face.
Girl: Do you like giving away pandas?

Boy: I gave one to all my ex's.

Girl: I want one!!

Boy: Why would you want me to punch you in the face?

Girl: Huuuhhh???
โดย Mr. T...bag 27 พฤษภาคม 2009
the American chinese food restaurant Panda Express.

a) what chu wanna eat tonight
b) I don't know I want a lot of food thought
c) well what's open?
d) I dunno. everything in redding closes at 9 o'clock
e) lets go to panda
f) yeah panda
g) hope my noodles aren't crunchy and my chicken is hot
โดย practicalgreen 10 กรกฎาคม 2008
Type of the Italian car brand Fiat called Panda. Nice cars but once you hit something with it, it will wrinkle and be compressed like you stand on a coke can.
"Watch out you cunt I'm driving a Panda!" "I'd like to have my coffin made out of wood and without weels..."
โดย jerry 27 มกราคม 2004
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