term used by white people to describe blacks when there are a lot of black around. used mostly by law enforcement officers.
hey arthur did you pick up any of those drunk number twos walking out of the club last night?
โดย tony 01 สิงหาคม 2004
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Rhyming slang for doing a poo.
Are you going to the toilet to do a number two?
โดย StephenSLR 24 สิงหาคม 2011
Kiddie speak for doing a poo, used so as to not to have them swearing and they're too young to use technical words like defecate.

Originates from rhyming slang, similarly number three is used for pee.
Let me know if you want to go to the toilet, you'll get a smack if you do number two in your pants.
โดย TheFrogPrints 09 กันยายน 2011
evacuation of the bowels; the matter evacuated
Is the person in charge of human waste disposal referred to as Number One or Number Two?
โดย yorrick hunt 23 มกราคม 2008
Slang for "Peace."

Number Twos is a hand peace sign.

Also, "Deuces."
Also, "Two fingers in the air."
Sentence: "I stuck my number twos in the air!"
โดย Gem Jones 06 มกราคม 2011
Taking a shit. In British slang, the numbers are based on rhymes - number two for poo and number three for pee. In American slang, the numbers are not based on any rhyme and they are often referred to by a host whose guest has requested to use their bathroom. The options are arranged in ascending order based on which activities the host would be the least willing to allow in their bathroom: Number one is pissing, number two is shitting, and number three is masturbating (or in some circles, diarrhea).
"Can I use your bathroom?"
-"Number one or number two?"
"Number two."
-"No fucking way, go shit up your own bathroom."
โดย popnfloss 22 พฤษภาคม 2016
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