A word to respond to something shocking or unexpected, or something you really dont care about.
Often replied with a comeback, "Shit no"
A: OMFG! I found some mexicans snorting coke inside the freezer of apple bee's!
B: No shit??
A: Shit no!

A:Dude your car rides and handles great!
B:Thats exactly what your mom told me last night.
A:No shit?
B:Shit no!!
A:Wtf?
#o rly #really #shit no #wtf #shit
โดย Xent 29 พฤศจิกายน 2005
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Expression said to people who state the obvious.
No shit, Captain Obvious!
โดย Patti 12 กรกฎาคม 2003
A witty but slightly over-used comeback when someone states the obvious. Works well when someone is making fun of themselves to be funny. Responding with "No shit" makes them feel appropriatly stupid.
Dude 1 - "Haha I'm such a sped!"
Dude 2 - "No shit."
*Dude 1 tries to think of a comeback*
Dude 1 - "...So, how 'bout them Red Sox?"
โดย i am so cool. 17 พฤศจิกายน 2004
To affirm as in "no really?" but in a sarcastic, slightly insulting way.
No shit, sherlock.
โดย smaq 22 กุมภาพันธ์ 2003
1. An expression used to state the obvious.
2. Not owning or possesing something.
Man: *Cough *Cough *Cough
Woman: Sounds like you got a nasty cough!
Man: Yeah? No Shit!

Man 1: I need money!
Man 2: I have no shit on me.
#no crap #no duh #obvious #duh #blatant
โดย niftymatt 16 ตุลาคม 2005
One of those miraculous phrases that makes the English language great. Depending on how it is said, can signify either genuine suprise or annoyance with the obvious.

First case: often said slowly, emphasizing each word and with "shit" often raised slightly. = "You don't say"

Second case: usually said quickly and without as much emphasis, for you really just want to get on with your life and not listen to this fucktard anymore
Yeah no shit tell me something I don't know.
#you don't say #get the fuck out #get out #holy shit #no shit sherlock #what else is new #tell me something i don't know #obviously #obvz #duh #no duh
โดย ToastedBread 06 กรกฎาคม 2011
US Army slang with multiple meanings depending on the inflexion used, two of the commonest are:-

a) Are you giving me the facts?
b) I am telling you the absolute truth!
Get your gear together, there's been an attack on Headquarters and we're goin' out to hunt Charlie!
No shit?
No shit!
#charlie #us army #military #army #slang
โดย Croatalin 07 พฤศจิกายน 2013
Ejaculative exclamation (NO SHIT !!) used to affirm the assertion that what was just told is the absolute fucking truth even though it totally sounds like utter bullshit.
REN: "Oh no! I'm completely out of shit. NO SHIT !!"
STIMPY: "NO SHIT?"
REN: "Shit no !! (I wouldn't shit my favorite turd.)"
#toilet #septic tank #outhouse #roto-rooter #proper flushing action
โดย Chengo Bolemongo 06 ตุลาคม 2006
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