1: "the one day you forget to brush your teeth, it's picture day at school!!"
2: "the one time that you make me a pom-pom bow to put in my shoe, i have to dance! darn that murphy, he never takes a day off..."
Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."