Name applied to a common average guy. Someone mediocre in influence and potential. Someone who hasn't gotten far in the years they have been living on this Earth. Someone judgemental yet has no credentials to back his own bravado up. This term can be applied to anyone that thinks they are better than they really are yet have nothing to show for it. Name for a 'commoner' also due to Mike being a very common name for a male.
Oh Look...It's another Mike.
โดย Dad..... 09 มกราคม 2008
the name for a boy who enjoys killing diabetic babies
"HIDE YOUR CHILDREN! THE MIKE IS NEARING!!"
โดย leenieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 22 พฤษภาคม 2010
One who sit's inside all day and scopes young children from their window of choice. Usually uses binoculars, at times a telescope if necessary. A total douchebag that usually has an inverted penis. He is also predestined for lifelong virginity. A Fat, Irish Drunk, With hilarious stories about almost dying, getting wasted, and a creepy little girl that haunts his house. YOUNG MARINE!!!! A mysterious creature that can neither shower nor speak proper english. Even though it lacks the male genatailia the Mike is some how able to masturbate during math classes. This creature is often seen wearing a red coat, sadly it is only able to shed this coat every 4-5 years. It is often wondered how the Mike will carry on offspring as no female would ever mate with it. The Mike's obsession with childrens games such as Pokemon suggests it will become a child molester in its adulthood. and acts like a dip shit dinosaur
Mike: Shut up, i'm stalking this hot chick.
Nick: She's 6 years old.
โดย Johnnylllllllllllllllllll 24 กรกฎาคม 2010
The god of camels. His birthday is every wednesday!
All hail Mike!
โดย sp00kyd00d 03 ธันวาคม 2014
fat piece of shit
She keeps eating like that she will turn into mike
โดย Pheonix311 31 ตุลาคม 2011
An Irish-Jew. Originates from the the derogatory term "Mick" for an individual of Irish heritage and the more offense "Kike", the derogatory term for an individual of Jewish heritage. Despite it's negative origin, Irish-Jews often take great pride in being Mikes.
Ireland is great, they were the only country not to kick out the Jews. I'm a Mike and proud.
โดย forksandspoons 08 กุมภาพันธ์ 2011
Mike's the type of guy any girl would love to have. He's very random and can always make you laugh. He was the cute shy guy in school which made all the ladies go crazy for him. ;) He's changed a lot since then and everyday is like a new begining. He likes to rap and is very good at doing it!! Sometimes you'll be frustrated at how easy his words come out, but heck you cant be mad cause its just so darn cute. He's that boy you always dreamed about but never thought existed.
Mike: Is My Buttercup.
Mike: Not the Packer Coach!
โดย CinniMON 04 มีนาคม 2010

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