A man subjected to phone calls in bars. However, this man doesn't exist! (And if he does, I'd like to shake his hand. Well, if I wanted to do that, I'd just shake my dick, wouldn't I.)
<Bartender> Hey, is Mike Rotch here? Has anyone seen Mike Rotch lately?
โดย Bastardized Bottomburp 14 กรกฎาคม 2003
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The person that anyone who makes a prank phone call seems to be wondering if you've seen lately.
Hell, I was just wondering if you'd seen Mike Rotch around?
โดย El Ultimo Vato del Todo El Mundo, Panocha007 06 เมษายน 2003
the persone every ones looking for but cant seem to find. Hahahaha losers who cant find mike rotch
aka m y c ro t ch lol ahahhaha
โดย billy bob jon but crack jhaSDFKJHSF 06 ตุลาคม 2003