My vagina.
You made my Melissa all wet!
#vagina #mel #pussy #laura #twat
โดย PeganPeacock 03 ธันวาคม 2013
The palest girl around town who falls for the type of guy who lingers around the gay bar and chats it up the nocturnal citizens of the under world. A Melissa will usually sound exactly like kermit the frog.
Brad: hey marven, whos that that chick whose whiter than sour cream? I'd like to put gas into that car if you catch my drift!

Marven: Thats Melissa, i tried to watch "Everybody loves Raymond" but i couldn't tell who was talking.
#kermit #bitch #tomboy #electric motor #circus
โดย cramped thighs 27 ธันวาคม 2011
A typical name for a slutty girl.
Stu: Hey did you hear about Melissa the other day?
Paul: Yeah I heard she ditched Jones and is now dating a guy named Matt, simply because Matt's white.
Stu: Damn, what a slut!
#slut #melissa #whore #racist #bias
โดย melissawey69 07 ธันวาคม 2013
She is always really pretty on the outside, but once you get to know her she is as ugly as a pig that has undergone plastic surgery on the inside. If you like a Melissa than good luck to you. She is the kind of person that you can be best friends with, but then when a better offer comes up she can turn on you in an instant. As bitchy as a Melissa seems she is very sensitive and a bit overly dramatic and cries sometimes when not needed just because she may be an attention seeker. If you are friends with one then that Melissa has found a true friend who will probably stick with her through anything.
Guy: "Wow man I found this smokin' hot girl the other day"
Guy's friend: "Whats her name?"
Guy: "Melissa"
Guy's friend: "Yeah well good luck with that bitch"
#bitch #drama queen #sensitive #attention seeker #shorty
โดย pigsundergoneplasticsurgery 23 ตุลาคม 2013
A rude nasty little BITCH!!!

Is the wordt friend ever!!!!👿👿👿👿💀💀💀
Hey melisssa

Melissa chokes u cause u dint want a hug
#bitch #worst #friend #ever #skank
โดย Gingr 30 เมษายน 2012
Can be a cry baby for most of what she wants but can't get or have. Simple minded and illiterate. Sleeps and tries to seduce just about every guy walking, and hides the fact that she has an STD. And when she is in a relationship, most assuredly, she is after the next thing that catches her eye. Then she accuses her man that she is supposed to be with of cheating & flirting so she feels justified in her actions. She portrays a confident, self- assured, cool, calm and collected persona, but in all actually, she's a jealous, immature, deceitful, competitive, little girl who hides behind sex to make herself feel better and worthwhile. Deserves a reality check by most just because she's always running off at the mouth, rubbing people the wrong way and acting fake. Seems nice, outgoing, and fun to be around at first, but eventually you come to see and experience her issues because she's bad at hiding them for long. A lost soul.
Don't be a cunt like Melissa. Don't be that girl.
#cry baby #immature #simple minded #illiterate #deceitful
โดย notragdahaahaaha 26 ตุลาคม 2013
Someone who constantly talks shit. This person litterally only opens her mouth to talk all kinds of mad rediculous shit...even when she isnt involved in the conversation she will still interject in order to talk shit.
boy- so bro wanna chill or something

random girl (melissa)- FAGGOT

boy- Shut up Melissa no one even likes you
#shit talker #gir #shit #talking #annoying
โดย OHgreat1 04 มกราคม 2012
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