Biggest dick head in the world, think he is the strongest guy ever and wants too smash everyone that talks about a girl named Lianne, Usually they have small penis's and cant please anyone, not even himself.
Matthew Watkinson.
โดย matthew watkinson 07 พฤษภาคม 2010
A man of many layers. Layer one is a faggot. Layer two plants rutabagas. Layer three, also a faggot.
Matt, do you want to play mariokart? Maybe get some chicken yakisoba? How about drink some injury mix? No...oh i didn't see you busy with your planting over there.
โดย Andrichael 20 กุมภาพันธ์ 2010
Mysterious woodland creature who resides in the frozen tundra of Massachusets. Instead of sharp calws or teeth he headbutts you with his uber sharp hair. BEWARE!
โดย Deirdre Orneles 10 กุมภาพันธ์ 2009
The gayest of all gays. Thinks hes so cool because of the "wonderful" comments on his name in this site. Lies about girls hitting on him a matt will never get any pussy with his little 2 inch dick. Also often looks like a 10 year old.
Jake: did you see that faggot trying to act black?!
Nate: yeah! That was matt. Always thunking hes cool
โดย TheChamp123 11 ธันวาคม 2010
Penis.
Male external sex organ.
WOW! that's a big Matt
โดย Dino BOB! 23 พฤษภาคม 2008
A man with no arms and no legs lying on the floor, especially if lying near a door or entryway.
Hey! Don't walk on my new rug! Wipe your dirty feet on Matt.
โดย Steve Dreadlock 10 มิถุนายน 2008
One who is so monumentally insecure that he resorts to posting his own name "Matt" on urban dictionary, making the definition so absurdly self-flattering in order to compensate for his insignificant "member"
Chris: Dude, did you see how many positive definitions there were for the name Matt on Urban Dictionary?

Trent: Yeah, what a bunch of homos.
โดย Dunkin Pwnutz 10 กรกฎาคม 2008

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