a dork, a dorky dingbat of pure evil. never talk to a Konya, you might catch Konyitis from these conceited creatures. you know you're talking to one when you see excessive use of the :D emoticon and start feeling like you're losing brain cells. for your own good, stay away. see ass
I was playing online and started a conversation with a particularly dingbatty person... Quite soon, the instant I realized it was a Konya I ran for the hills.
Someone who's just beyond explanation because of his/or brilliance, beauty, awesomeness, awkwardness, randomness, or weirdness; a dingbat; a girl/maiden
Synonyms: random, lovely, beyond, woman, awesome, dingbat, influencial
"Why...are you such a--- Konya?" He asked me in awe.