One who fingers goats
"oi lad i saw this lad in the himalayan mountains once fingering this goat and his made was behind him with a pulled hamstring" "mate thats a joe"
โดย cunt69 31 พฤษภาคม 2014
Meaning "he who rocks a comb over" A snuggle bunny of a man, who secretly enjoys cuddling. He also likes to be the little spoon... But he has pretty teeth so it's okay...
Joe will snuggle the shit out of you...
โดย Sleepinbeauty 16 มกราคม 2014
A boy who you will instantly fall in love with. He has stunning blue eyes and dirty blone hair. He loves his girlfriend with all of his heart and can make any girl's heart melt. He is athletic and is often refered to as "the smartest boy in the class". He is musically talented and has a great voice when it comes to singing.
Girl 1: "Did you see the new kid?"

Girl 2: "Oh you mean Joe?"
Girl 1: "Yeah, the smart kid from biologytoday"
Girl 2: "Yeah, I couldn't keep my eyes off him!"
โดย Lindacapari 05 มกราคม 2014
A stupid fuck
Don't be such a Joe on the Distant Planet map in Super Smash Bros
โดย joehater 25 ธันวาคม 2013
noun

1. A dirty or untidy state of things or place.

2. An area ruined to such a degree that it is then considered utterly useless.
Louise: Oh Walter, Marks made a right Joe of the kitchen. Unwashed pots all over the shop!

Walter: Fucks sake Mark, you need to clean up after yourself, and take your sports bag out of the hallway, you moron!
โดย LouiseInBroadway247 22 ธันวาคม 2013
A guy named Joe is guaranteed to have a fucking huge cock. 'Nuff said.
"You see Joe there? He has a ginormous dong"
โดย Totally Not Joe 01 ตุลาคม 2012
Acronym: Jolly Open Energetic
Sally: Wow look at that jolly open energetic individual!

Tom: OH YEAH! Hes totally a JOE!
โดย RAWRcat 02 กุมภาพันธ์ 2012

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