Alex: <Takes puff from a cigar> Amazing. I'm a man now.
Mateo: Oh, are you now? How did that happen?
Alex: I had this dream about Adriana Lima and when I woke up and got out of bed, I looked down and saw my First Snow Angel.
Mateo: Gross, dude.
Alex: If you think that was a sticky situation, wait to you hear what I did with your girlfriend.