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(noun) Acronym for Early Morning Urinary Boner. This is when you wake up in the morning with a rock-solid hard on because you have to pee really bad.
Girlfriend: Keep your boner away from me. It's too early and I'm still tired.

Boyfriend: Don't flatter yourself...it's just an EMUB.
โดย Singledee 15 ธันวาคม 2011

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Awesome person, he likes to hang out around Xat chats, and be awesome. He also created a very cool website. And he likes hes favorite bot, Tobtob. Born cool.
"Hello Emub!"
"Oh Hii Panos"
"What are u doing today?"
"Oh you know... The usual... Just awesome-ing around"
โดย EmubThaFlyingPony 28 ตุลาคม 2011

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