Typical Fan: At least we have five superbowls
Guy: That was twelve years ago
Fan: We still have five rings
Guy: All the players with those rings have since retired
Fan: FIVE SUPERBOWLS
Guy: Ugh...you're an idiot *walks off*
Fan. AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM AMERICAS TEAM
Fuck you, go die.
THEY SUCK BALLS!!!!! DO NOT EVER DEFEND, SUPPORT, OR WATCH THEM (UNlESS THEY ARE GOING TO LOSE). also NEVER WEAR AnyTHING COWBOYS-RELATED!!!!
(gets punched in the face)
Patriots fan: Nah I dont like the Colts anymore, the Patriots rock!