Someone who's "singing" sounds like she's clearing her throat. a GRATING, GUTTURAL SOUND THAT MAKES MY EARS BLEED. She acts like a nasty slut just to sell CDs. A talentless skank who looks like a drag queen with makeup and without it looks even WORSE. A trashy ho who attempts to dress "classy" but looks nasty her long narrow face, and beady eyes that are too close together and a nasty long pointy rat nose and has the ugliest fake boobs and bowed legs. She also is a stuck up bitch who hasn't a clue how fugly she is. She spoke out against Britney and Madona's kiss even though she participated in it. She was just mad nobody made a big deal about HER. She used to be down to earth and approachable and seemed nice, now looks like an L.A. plastic surgery nightmare who thinks she's too good to sign autographs for the fans who made her. I like Britney better. She can't sing either, but at least she isn't an eyesore.
Christina Aguilera is overrated trash. She needs to dissappear!
โดย Tired of it all 27 มีนาคม 2008
A skank who thinks the only road to female empowerment is through sex, an illusion created by men. She thinks being "street" is cool and tries desperately hard to be black with an extremely rediculous tan, and horrible slang speech, however, we are all confused since she claims to embrace her LATIN roots, not her non-existant African ones.

See: hypocrite, wigga, wigger, shigger
Slim Shady, Marhsall Mathers, Bubba Sparx, Vanilla Ice
โดย CrimsonBlues 05 มกราคม 2005
A dirrrtty ho who looks like a piece of shite. She can sing, but tone it down girl. Do you want to make my ear's bleed? Get that hankercheif of your tits and wipe my bleeding ears!!
Is that a dead skunk on the road?

No its XTINA!!!!
โดย Me 21 ตุลาคม 2004
a dirty fat slut, who is also a whore and thinks she can be all black just because she sounds like a black woman.
Person 1: OMG your such a stupid slutfaced whore.

Person 2: Hey did you just call me christina aguilera, because I'm not a stupid ugly fake plastic slut with no life and no talent at all.
โดย ss1234 28 สิงหาคม 2008
Slang for cocaine, mixed/cut with other stuff. Much like the real singer who is not pure white, but mixed with Spanish.
"We got that white girl, Christina Aguilera."
โดย Berry John 23 พฤษภาคม 2007
A woman who used to be famous and popular at her peak in the late 90's but then became irrelevant when she got pregnant and could no longer be able to be a slut (as that is why so many people liked her).

Now desperately tries to grab onto relevance in the music industry, most recently with her album called "Bionic" which has been nicknamed "Titanic" as it sank very badly. Peaked at number 3 on the hot 200 and the singles did just as bad.

Wishes she could be artists like Madonna, Britney Spears, and Lady Gaga but is simply not that interesting or relevant anymore to the world. Is jealous of Britney Spears as they started off their careers at the same time but even with the world turning against her and having a globally exposed mental breakdown, Britney is still doing strong in terms of sales and person life.

Christina Aguilera is advised by many people now to go back into her house with her son and remain there until she dies, which means her son can inherit her money and most likely turn out to be a male version of Paris Hilton.
Wow she flopped harder than Christina Aguilera!
โดย sayithowitis 14 กรกฎาคม 2010
Name for a person who tries to insult the king of rap, Eminem by making a spoof of his own song. "Singer" who has a vocal attitude of ZERO.
Also used for a/an-

>celebrity stripper
>juvenile woman whose mental state grows in the opposite direction as that of her body
>person who owns only red lipstick
>anyone TRYING to sing, unsuccessfully
>person who thinks too much of her/himself
>youtube user with a name too long to fit into VEVO
>person who needs to be taught the meaning of 'music'
>insult to us girls.

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-- NO, we are not giving you any more attention, Christina Aguilera; you've had enough and misused it.
Her rhymes are a bore, stupid kid trying to be hard core
Has a mushroom mouth.
She whines into the microphone, makes our ears bleed.
Delusional; apparently Eminem asked her out. EW.
Jerk uninterrupted.
Lucky 'cause she got more fame than she deserves;
Knows fame but not talent.

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Gets on my nerves.
"Will the real Slim Shady, please -"

Eminem fan: "Stand up!?"
Christina Aguilera fan: "SHUT UP?!"

hey, that Christina Aguilera song is meaningless.

Is that Lady Gaga or Christina Aguilera? Um, I don't know, they both sing equally awfully.
โดย iHEARTShiaLaBeouf 26 กันยายน 2010

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