Blingatude was invented by a bunch of kids on a K-Mart commercial in attempt to sound cool. To have blingatude, you must spread your legs and let a camera zoom in on the designs on the back of your pants. Kids who have blingatude only have one bffaeae, which is blingatude itself. Girls with blingatude love guys who also have blingatude, even if they are ugly and/or fat.
We have blingatude, sis!!!
1. Bling + attitude put into a word.
2. Little kids who think they're really awesome because they're wearing cheap clothes from a K-Mart commercial that have random and colorful sequins.
3. a teacher who thinks he/ she is "in" with the kids because she uses words like blingatude.
4. K- Mart's attempt to be cool.
Girl: check out my new jeans! (turns and shows the sequins)
Class: You've got blingatude!
Blingatude is a girls best friend! YAY K-MART RULES!
Little boy in glasses: Do i have blingatude?
Girls: Of course! Everyone has blingatude!!!