A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
โดย Candymannnn 28 มิถุนายน 2009
Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
โดย Hank McGuillicutty 11 มิถุนายน 2009