A device or contraption used to prevent uninvited anal penetration.
Upon commencing his jail sentence, the prisoner made sure he had an Ass-Guard to fend off the other unpleasant prisoners.
โดย Candymannnn 28 มิถุนายน 2009
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Something that guards your ass.
I was sore after accidentally sitting on a pickle. I could have used an assguard.
โดย Hank McGuillicutty 11 มิถุนายน 2009
A body guard that is trained in the ways of an deadly Assasin.
He sent his Ass-Guard in to get the job done.
โดย Rylan Kinnin 05 ตุลาคม 2006