Boy: Van Helsing
Tard: Van Helsing
is basically a reinactment of Lord of the Rings
(While playing a GameBoy Advance)
Tard: This technology is great. If hadn't won Pearl Harbor, we wouldn't have this kind of technology!
(After viewing a skit on SNL)
Tard: If someone got an axe stuck in their
head, they'd go into a coma
1: You're a butthead!
2: I know you are, but what am I?
Tard: You need to work on an insult, not a recall!