A non-racist phrase which encourages one to reflect upon the privilege of being born in the first world. Those who receive this statement are encouraged to accept the well-known fact that people born in a developed nation have no problems at all, and when they experience adversary, should look on a map and consider all those black people in Africa who are raping, killing and eating each other because of their primitive brains and inability to function as well as a white person. It is accepted fact that people in a developed country (one run by white people) have solved all problems that could ever have existed and must remain frustrated that lesser, caveman-like races such as Asians, spics, and niggers, cannot evolve into real humans and remain technically animals, dutifully cared for by their european caretakers. An example of this could be Somalia where the average national IQ is 0.0014.
White person 1: Damn, my iPhone broke! That had all my favorite songs and photos of my mom on it!
White person 2: Oh my god you faggot that's such a first world Problem. Shut up and think about the situation in Sudan where 100,000,000,000 people are raped hourly and the only thing there to eat is barbed wire and Reebok trainers while your mother eats caviar off her god damn fendi handbag you evil fucking heartless bastard