When the pressure of having to replicate your own signature - usually on a new credit card or when paying for an expensive item - is so great, the resulting panic produces an unrecognisable scrawl
- That bank clerk really scrutinised that withdrawal slip, didn't she?
- I'm not surprised. I totally screwed up when she asked me to sign it. I got signature panic!
- Sign here, sir
- Ah, jeez, let me do that again will ya. Damn signature panic!