4 definitions by fred-of-fred

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Brainless. Lacking in intelligence.
My brother in-law is a gormless twit.
โดย fred-of-fred 23 พฤศจิกายน 2004

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Distributer of Anime, Manga and Sci-Fi titles.
Otaku: ADV just released Milk-Chan volume3. You gonna buy?
Other Otaku: Naw, I'll watch it on Adult Swim.
โดย fred-of-fred 18 พฤศจิกายน 2004

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Clean rodent with no visible tail. Strictly vegetarian. Comes in large variety of colors and hair styles. Sheds hair at a fast rate. Like humans, it cannot produce its own vitamin C, so must take it in it's diet. Lives 3-8 years. Usually very friendly and affectionate. Makes a wide range of noses, from squeaking, purring, chirping and chattering. Their mind control powers are pure fiction. Really.
What are you squeaking about, Kiki? I already feed you earl... MUST OBEY THE PIG. YOUR WISH IS MY COMMAND, EMPRESS KIKI.
โดย fred-of-fred 22 ธันวาคม 2004

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An extra planar being failing to mimic the far superior Guinea Pigs. Their mind powers fall short of the greater cavy, and they often go into a rage when they fail at their prime task of mind controlling humans. Beware their bite, as they sometimes will not release until death. Hamsters will only die if there is a possibility it would inconvenience a human.
If you fear for your life from a Hamster, seek out the shelter of the superior and more benevolent Guinea Pig.
โดย fred-of-fred 30 ธันวาคม 2004

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