The practice of masturbation following a night of heavy
drinking. Usually arises due to the intense boredom experienced
when a hangover
incapacitates you from
doing anything but watching daytime TV and general moping about. Minimal satisfaction is to be expected, but it beats watching Home and Away.
Jesus man, last night was crazy, I got up at like two, watched some
Maury then stared
at a bowl of cereal for like twenty minutes. I had a wankover, but I was still drunk so it was like choking
Man I was pretty hungover yesterday, I had like four
aspirin but I still felt like crap. I had a wankover which
helped, but then I feel asleep on the toilet.