The ability to poop in the amount of time it would normally take you to piss, so as not to alert guests or hosts as to what you’re truly doing. Making the Piss Window is most critical when dining out with friends, entertaining guests in your home, or visiting the home of another. Failure to make the Piss Window will usually result in bouts of awkwardness as you exit the bathroom, because everyone will know….you just took a shit.
Joe: Dude, 2 minutes and 14 seconds...you just barely made the Piss Window.
Sam: Tell me about it. It'd be pretty embarrassing if Julie found out I took a shit on our first date.
To lay on one's arm so as to deny the passage of blood and ultimately loose feeling in the limb, followed by the act of inserting said limb into the anus; see also “The Stranger,” or “The Stranger’s Punch.”
My ass hurts something fierce from The Stranger's Pinch I totally gave myself last night.