1183 definitions by Kung-Fu Jesus

(n.) a court where the outcome is pre-determined by the reputation of the defendant, and the trial shall not be fair. Justiceless. Kangroo courts can swing either way, but oen side of the arguement will be completely disregarded.
Ned Kelly was tried in a kangaroo court. Gangland trials were in a kangaroo court.
โดย Kung-Fu Jesus 01 พฤษภาคม 2004
A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
โดย Kung-Fu Jesus 16 เมษายน 2004
(n.) Fungus that appears between hordes of dancing badgers that appear from nowhere. After fives sets of "mushroom mushroom", a snake is brought in to give the mushrooms a rest. The whole process repeats over and over.


(abbr.) Mushroom cloud, the shape of smoke from atomic or nuclear bombing.


(n.) a person with a large forehead, dispropotinal to the jaw and lower face.
I was going to post about badgers, but that word is mentioned enough in other definitions



Quentin Tarantino is a mushroom
โดย Kung-Fu Jesus 15 พฤษภาคม 2004
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
He.was.slag.ging.me.off.in.the.bar.so.I.beat.him.and.fucked.his.bitch.har.har.har.


YEAH YEAH YEAH
โดย Kung-Fu Jesus 30 เมษายน 2004
When the spellings/pronounciation of a sentance move around slightly.
Let us drink to the dear old queen!

Let us drink to the queer old dean!
โดย Kung-Fu Jesus 18 เมษายน 2004
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.


Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.
โดย Kung-Fu Jesus 12 พฤษภาคม 2004
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
โดย Kung-Fu Jesus 19 เมษายน 2004

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