A punch that comes solidly from the side.
I hooked him with my right.
When one nerd claims superiority over another.
Eugene: I've never got it on with a girl, I own you.
Poindexter: oh yeah? Well I've never even spoken to a girl, but have 50GB of tentacle rape pr0n on my C:\ and have every star trek episode on DVD
Eugene: omg you rule
Poindexter: omg wtf j00 pwn3DD!!!1
My inbox keeps filling up with peg porn
To verbally attack, using disparaging terms.
YEAH YEAH YEAH
One who is in a relationship with another, often means married.
"Sorry ladies, I'm spoken for"
Usually preceeded by a name, this refers to a hypocrite who believes that they are perfect.
thinks his shit doesn't stink.
(n.) A pest-bug with an ability to rebound from danger, and famous for being a sign of a dirty house, and being able to withstand a nuclear war.
Similarly, it can refer to an annoying human who seems to be indestructable, yet annoying to those who don't have the ability to annoy themselves.
Dis man, he is a cock-a-roach.