the modified version of the exclaimation 'excellent.' Derived from the habitiually said catch word 'ex..cell...ent; so commonly said among those having
or sinical speech
pattern (mad, insane, mini, evil
scientists or surgeons.) Saying Egg Salad just sounds dumb, but once
you start saying it you really
can't stop sounding really
dumb. So Eggsallent is the resulting accepatable word that can be salvaged out of that compultionary "egg....." with the latter, 'sallent' being just better sounding than salad, and still recognized as maybe being the original Excellent.
Robby had grown sick
of hearing his son, Bobby, repeat after his favorite cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist's "Excellent..." response to everything. So Robby asked his son to change it to something a little funnier. So Bobby would say, "egg sallad..." in the same cartoon-evil-mini-mad scientist voice. Then soon, Bobby found
out that he sounded really
dumb and wanted to say excellent again; but the phrase egg-salad
had dug itself entirely too deep for Bobby to not blurt out "Egg", no matter
the surcumstance. Hence, Bobby's reaction time to his own mistake always leaves the eggs and transforms the salad, to Sallent.